Howdy all! Don’t know if you’re wondering what happened to me or not. It’s been a while since before the “divine” election of “His Supreme Magesty”, Barak Hussein Obama since I wrote anything.
So have you guys felt it? The change in the air? The love flowing from your elected paupers?
Ahh…A stimulus package that doesn’t stimulate, but causes over 57% of Americans to depend on the government. Meanwhile causing “the rich” (rich defined as anyone making $66,000 or more) bearing the burden of the new taxes proposed.
And don’t forget, in his Supreme knowledge and understanding of how evil the Empire has become, he has by the stroke of his mighty pen, closed the Hell-Hole, aka prison at Quantanimo, Cuba. You know, the place where we mistreated those that chose to destroy us? I mean come on, giving them 3 meals a day, allowing them to pray to the god they say told them to destroy our civilization, giving them a place to run and play (sorry no war toys allowed on the playground), and other benefits they wouldn’t get in their own native land. Surely *this* is a costly mistake of the Empire to allow such a place to exist.
Did you notice that he called the peaceful nations of the Middle East on his first day as King before he called that Evil Ally that has stood beside us through thick and then, Israel. I mean, he has surely shown me the light. I should have known that a simple phone call to the nations that sponsor the terror against us and our European allies, the nations that have publicly denounced our way of life, and some that have vowed to “wipe us from the map”, would make all things right with the world.
And don’t forget he is showing us how to lead. No tantrums about toys we refuse to give up, like our cell phones, Blackberry’s, etc. Surely his leadership with the minions in the Legislative Branch has shown us how a “real” leader runs the country. His example of just walking in and demanding what you want despite the consequences to those beneath you, well that’s real leadership!
So let us all sing our praises to our New King, His Royal Highness, Barak Hussein Obama.
Sieg Heil!
WOW. I have seen less sarcasm on SNL. Granted Obama was a hypocrite all through the campaign so why not now. He will say/do anything to have his way. He believes government is the solution to all problems and that if we treat everyone as if they will behave and be good they will. In short: The ends justify the means. Everyone is good if you belive it. We know better than you how to run your life.
Yea Socialism! (yes he does lend himself to sarcasm, imagine that)
Sarcasm? Me? Never!